People may think you can just dress a certain way and be cool like these people, but they are wrong. Kewlness comes from deep within your soul. The way these individuals look is a reflection of that inner-kewlness and cannot be imitated. So kids(4chan) dont try too hard, it should come naturally.


Monday, April 5, 2010

Happy Guido Day! (featuring Queen Guido)

I have dubbed today, April 5th, as National Guido Appreciation day. Dont get it twisted, the only thing we are appreciating is their ability to make us laugh simply by the way they look.


The next 3 pictures are great examples of the lip pucker. the lip pucker is one of the Guido's original insignia. It is the same thing as if you were making that fish face as a little kid, except you dont suck in your cheeks. Very complicated maneuver.




this is a rare pic of an "OG" ... yep, you got it! ORIGINAL GUIDO. this guy is basically what all the other guys will look like in 20 years. He has outgrown his spray-on tan and spiked metallic hair days, but check out the chain! classic.

LAST but *NOT* LEAST
*drumroll*

QUEEEEEEN GUIDO

she is the epitome of Guido'ness. suprisingly the guy with her doesnt look like a full Guido. I am thinking maybe a half-breed, but regardless definitely not full. So why did he pick her you ask? Beer Goggles my friend. This guy got way too fucked up at the club last nite and woke up with his bedsheets orange. Orange Bedsheets are a good indication that you fucked a guido the previous night. It washes out easier than menstrual blood, but is still a bastard child of a chore.

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